Post by Koda Kumi on Jan 30, 2014 8:40:05 GMT
Welcome ladies to the fifth round critiques. This round, we wanted to see your sexy side.
Let's see how you all did.
Cate
Koda: I appreciate the thought you put into this shot and the fact that you took the time to recognize what could be a weak area for you and thought about how to compensate for it. This shot isn't completely successful for me, but is a good effort. The outfit and the posing definitely lends itself well to the theme, but it does flirt a bit with being a little too trashy. I'm also not a fan of your setting since I don't really understand it. However, I do really love your outfit and styling. It's a good effort.
Christian: Cate, were you drunk and crashed into a popcorn cart at a premiere?
Because that's what it looks like darling.
I know you took a chance here, and you know this bitch loves chances, but it unfortunately comes off a bit awkward. The pose is not the most flattering and the Mad Max attire is not doing your beautiful elven body any favors either. M'dear I think you might be in trouble with this shot. I am sorry. There's always Oscar®
Jenna: There is some good and bad here, Cate. The good is, I feel you look like a badass. Your outfit is very dominatrix-like. I do think your pose has some sex appeal to it. On the other hand, it does look like you're trying a bit too hard to show the sexiness, despite the fact that you have it. Altogether, I think this is a fairly solid shot.
Jensen: You are a sexy lady. I'm not in love with this photo though. The outfit is very sexy and your face as well. But the pose really falls flat for me. I don't know why, I can't pinpoint it, but there's something lacking. Or maybe, too much, that arm in front is just awful for me. Otherwise, you're a sexy lady Cate.
Portia: I'm not a fan of this at all. Are you on popcorn? That in itself is not hot. I also think your pose looks like someone trying way too hard to be sexy. That friend that you can tell is over posing. You may be older but I know you're sexy and could have shown it better
Cher
Koda: I love this shot; you look so beautiful and radiant here. The make-up is perfect and adds just the right pop of darkness in a sea of light (when most shots will show the opposite). There is nothing I would change about this shot. Great work.
Christian: Shut the Cher Up.
What??? This is gorgeous. Sexy. Nubile. Mascu-Fem. I love love love this shot. Cher, I have to be frank, I had written you off Day 1 and thought you were just playing as a joke character - which I secretly loved. But gramma you legit. I smell a back to back possibility for you - or I just smell you rotting away - either way...daddy like.
Jenna: I like this, as well, Cher. I think that you're showing just enough to make this work. I like your expression, a lot. I think you have bedroom eyes and you look great. There is a softness to your pose, as well. I do think you look a bit washed out, but other than that, this is a very great photo!
Jensen: I really like this Cher. I kind of like you as a blonde. You have a really strong, manly face, but in this photo, it's so soft and sensual and sexy. I really like the lighting ALTHOUGH I also find you a bit too white in this. There's too much white going on. Otherwise, this is probably your best photo to date.
Portia: Damn Cher I'm really starting to like what you've been submitted. You've definitely moved up in my book. I think this was a great choice for you! You're not showing as much skin as some of the others but you still managed to look sexy. Good job
Christina
Koda: I'm actually siding a bit with Christian on this shot since the fakeness is a bit of a turn-off. For me, it's pretty much just the skin I'm not liking. Your tan looks fake and it actually just makes you look dirty. That aside, I do really like your posing and your outfit. You're showing off some skin while still keeping the goodies under wraps. Your breasts have a nice shape to them, too. It's a bit of a mixed bag for me. Your skin's really the only negative from me, but it's a pretty prominent negative here.
Christian: Surprise surprise. Christian doesn't agree with the judges.
I mean don't get me wrong. Great body and tits for days. I just feel like this is fake Christina and I don't find fake sexy. Too tan, too tarted up etc. I just love the natural stuff you have been submitting and now I am spoiled. Like a fat little diabetic toddler. I want more au natch Xtina. For that reason alone I am not in love with this.
Jenna: I think that this is simply gorgeous, Christina! You look extremely sexy. Your pose is very seductive, and the styling is flawless. The coloring in this photo is also very complementary. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this, it is superb.
Jensen: My only complaint is that left eye. It looks like you're drugged while the right eye looks sultry. That would be because of the angle of your head lol Which I don't mind. It's a sexy angle. That's my only complaint. The rest of this is sexy as HELL. The roundness of your breasts, the smoothness of your skin, wearing nothing but a scarf and some sexy lingerie bottoms. The pose. I'm in love here.
Portia: Christina! Woahhhh you nailed this! This is sexy as hell!! Your skin time your body your face, it's all perfect! I love how this is revealing but it's not too much. My favorite that I've seen so far!
Emma
Koda: This shot oozes classic sex appeal. I think Christian hit it on the head by comparing you to Jessica Rabbit. The face is slightly off for me because you're so young and I would expect this type of posing, styling, intensity, and vibe from someone slightly older than you, but that's just a very small problem I have and that's just on me cause of a preconceived notion I have with this type of shot. Your outfit is fantastic and those stockings really make your legs look great. Great work.
Christian: This is a rare moment where Jensen and I are 100% in agreement.
WOW. Va va va voom. You look like a human version of Jessica Rabbit. And I think we can all agree that she was hella sexy. Emma you have impressed me every single week and this did not disappoint again. Love the dress and Madonna gloves. My only complaint is I wanted to see what fuck me shoes you were wearing. Emma this is a fashion home run.
Jenna: This is stunning, Emma. It is a very elegant look. Your pose is exquisite, and your expression is excellent. It works so well here. I also love your hair and outfit. This photo is so chic and you've really done an excellent job showcasing yourself to us here. Very well done.
Jensen: WOW!! I have never seen this photo and just WOW! This is really sexy and so noir and WOW. I'm lost here lol I love your profile, I love your eyes, I love your pensiveness, I love your legs. The setting, the lighting, the pose. Just WOW
Portia: This is great! I like how this shot is different than some of the others I've seen. I like the black and white too it gives it a mature old photo look. Matches well with your outfit! I love how this is simple, not showing a lot of skin but can feel the sexiness. Great job Emma!
Jennifer
Koda: I'm sitting at home and when I saw this shot, I made a gesture like "girl, get out." And as a guy who doesn't ever use those type of gestures or phrases, that's pretty impressive. You have fantastic body language here and like Jensen and Christian have both touched on, your hourglass figure is perfectly on display here. I was concerned for you after the first week since while I personally love JLaw, I've not been her biggest fan in these modeling games. You're starting to make me a believer after these past couple shoots, though. Good work.
Christian: JLawdhavemercy.
I love this. Man, Jensen and I are in agreement a lot this round. Romance? Yes please. Love the classic hourglass shape as well and you are rocking that throwback one piece. Love the hair too, great natural style which is very sexy. I don't mind your head in this at all. I do wish the "look" weren't so vintage (and by that I mean the camera filter) just because it mutes the overall look a bit for me but overall, j'adore.
Jenna: This is nice, Jennifer. I think your pose is very sexy and your outfit is sexy, as well, but not too over the top. I have to agree with your head positioning being a bit off, and your expression is lacking, slightly, but other than that you hit the theme here, so great work!
Jensen: This is sexy. I like the outfit and the pose. My only complaint is that your head is tilted too far back. You have the classic hourglass shape that was famous when women had real curves and I like that. I do like this quite a bit.
Portia: I love this. The background is plain but it works here, the simplicity in the background really helps make you the focus here. I love your hair and the head tilt. You did well with this
Kirsten
Koda: I see this as an attempt at making a classically sexy photo and I appreciate certain parts of it. You're styled great for a retro shot and the finishing makes it feel like one. Unfortunately, it also feels slightly awkward to me. The expression is slightly off and looking at the rest of the photo, it's probably what gives me the uneasy feeling here, since I can't pinpoint anything else here that makes it awkward.
Christian: Likes: Throwback, Granny panties
Dislikes: This photo.
Sorry love. I am just not finding this sexy. Maybe if the coverup were gone? I think your face looks overly Photoshop filtered as well and even the setting isn't great. Maybe had you been draped along the settee it would be better? Great gams though.
Jenna: I think this is a very sophisticated sexy look. There is a a very old glamour feel to this shot. I really like your pose and outfit. I also really like the styling of your hair and makeup. Overall, I think that this is nice, but I do see a bit of how the coloring is off. It works well for the theme to me, though, so good work.
Jensen: Oh no! You lost my love here
I'm sorry. I'm not loving this. Take off your head and you've almost got a winner. Your face is just not working here at all. And then the colouring of this photo, just looks like someone painted over this. Your hands look a bit misplaced. Now, when i cover your head, I like it. Your legs are sexy, the pose is sexy and the outfit is sexy. Just can't love the whole package right now
Portia: Mixed feelings about this. I think your pose and outfit and sexy here but you lost me with your facial expression. Something about that could be a little different. This just hasn't wowed me like some of the others so far
Milla
Koda: Fantastic shot. Your lingerie looks great, your posing is really nice, and your skin looks great. This is almost perfect. My sole complaint is about the pole to the right of the shot. It's slightly distracting, but otherwise, this is fantastic.
Christian: I agree with my fellow judges here.
Sometimes you just nail it. This falls squarely in Maxim-Sexy, which is perfectly acceptable. This is actually the most natural and flawless you have looked Milla. It takes a lot to make a gay man this excited by a sexy undies photo but you have done it. I will for sure see you next week.
Jenna: I am completely in love with this photo, Milla. The minute I saw it, I was astounded. From your pose, to your makeup and hair, to your lingerie, your setting, your expression, and your body, everything here is entirely exceptional. Fantastic work!!
Jensen: I do not know what to say here lol Everything is fabulous!! Pose, face, outfit, skin, hair. Perfection!
Portia: Milla ahhhh! I absolutely love love love this. Your face is flawless and expression is sexy as hell. And that's before I even get to talking about your flawless body! Great choice!
Rihanna
Koda: My only problem with the shot is something you already know about the shot: the logo. It's a bit distracting. Other than that, it's great. I love the use of your jacket in this shot, I love the posing, and I love your hair. Really strong showing again.
Christian: See I loves a good pixie cut and you are rocking it here.
Rihanna is never going to give sexy face, so you are falling into the same sort of trap as Angelina. It's going to take some effort to surprise us now. I think this is a very sexy shot. Love the use of the leather jacket. Actually the GQ is distracting for me, but overall a good shot.
Jenna: I also think that this is very sexy, Rihanna. Your pose helps to show off your body well, and really adds to the shot. I like how the jacket gives an extra styling aspect, and I think you look great. I have to agree that I'm not a fan of your hair here, and I think your expression lacks a bit, but aside from that, you did well.
Jensen: I don't like your face or hair cut. You look odd there. The rest is sexy. The pose, the body, your smooth skin. The leather jacket tossed on top. Your right hand needs a bit more fluid modeling but the rest is good. Just the head that really distracts a lot.
Portia: I'm gonna agree with Jensen here. Everything from neck down is great! But your haircut is really throwing me off. You definitely hit the sexy theme though
Zhang
Koda: This is a little middle-of-the-road for me. The expression is great and the placement of your visible hand is nice. They have sexy elements to them, but this isn't oozing sexy to me like a lot of the other models. I do think you look stunningly beautiful, though.
Christian: Beautiful? Yes.
Sexy? Not by a country mile.
You excited me last week by taking a big risk but this is falling back into that expected place. I was really hoping to see you get sexy, dirty, raunchy even here but alas I am left feeling like I do after all Chinese...wanting more.
Jenna: This is nice, Zhang, but I don't know that it completely works for the theme. You look gorgeous, and your hair and makeup really stand out. You have a sultry expression and your are showing just enough skin to make this sexy, but it is understated. It lacks a bit of the punch that some others have, but I do think that it's a solid effort.
Jensen: Not bad. Not great either but not bad. Your right shoulder seems to disappear in the lighting but that's minor. I'm not wowed but I'm not hating either.
Portia: I think this is a GREAT shot of you..BUT I don't know if it's sexy enough. I really like the shot itself and understand where you're going with it but it's not my favorite
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Cate
Koda: I appreciate the thought you put into this shot and the fact that you took the time to recognize what could be a weak area for you and thought about how to compensate for it. This shot isn't completely successful for me, but is a good effort. The outfit and the posing definitely lends itself well to the theme, but it does flirt a bit with being a little too trashy. I'm also not a fan of your setting since I don't really understand it. However, I do really love your outfit and styling. It's a good effort.
Christian: Cate, were you drunk and crashed into a popcorn cart at a premiere?
Because that's what it looks like darling.
I know you took a chance here, and you know this bitch loves chances, but it unfortunately comes off a bit awkward. The pose is not the most flattering and the Mad Max attire is not doing your beautiful elven body any favors either. M'dear I think you might be in trouble with this shot. I am sorry. There's always Oscar®
Jenna: There is some good and bad here, Cate. The good is, I feel you look like a badass. Your outfit is very dominatrix-like. I do think your pose has some sex appeal to it. On the other hand, it does look like you're trying a bit too hard to show the sexiness, despite the fact that you have it. Altogether, I think this is a fairly solid shot.
Jensen: You are a sexy lady. I'm not in love with this photo though. The outfit is very sexy and your face as well. But the pose really falls flat for me. I don't know why, I can't pinpoint it, but there's something lacking. Or maybe, too much, that arm in front is just awful for me. Otherwise, you're a sexy lady Cate.
Portia: I'm not a fan of this at all. Are you on popcorn? That in itself is not hot. I also think your pose looks like someone trying way too hard to be sexy. That friend that you can tell is over posing. You may be older but I know you're sexy and could have shown it better
Cher
Koda: I love this shot; you look so beautiful and radiant here. The make-up is perfect and adds just the right pop of darkness in a sea of light (when most shots will show the opposite). There is nothing I would change about this shot. Great work.
Christian: Shut the Cher Up.
What??? This is gorgeous. Sexy. Nubile. Mascu-Fem. I love love love this shot. Cher, I have to be frank, I had written you off Day 1 and thought you were just playing as a joke character - which I secretly loved. But gramma you legit. I smell a back to back possibility for you - or I just smell you rotting away - either way...daddy like.
Jenna: I like this, as well, Cher. I think that you're showing just enough to make this work. I like your expression, a lot. I think you have bedroom eyes and you look great. There is a softness to your pose, as well. I do think you look a bit washed out, but other than that, this is a very great photo!
Jensen: I really like this Cher. I kind of like you as a blonde. You have a really strong, manly face, but in this photo, it's so soft and sensual and sexy. I really like the lighting ALTHOUGH I also find you a bit too white in this. There's too much white going on. Otherwise, this is probably your best photo to date.
Portia: Damn Cher I'm really starting to like what you've been submitted. You've definitely moved up in my book. I think this was a great choice for you! You're not showing as much skin as some of the others but you still managed to look sexy. Good job
Christina
Koda: I'm actually siding a bit with Christian on this shot since the fakeness is a bit of a turn-off. For me, it's pretty much just the skin I'm not liking. Your tan looks fake and it actually just makes you look dirty. That aside, I do really like your posing and your outfit. You're showing off some skin while still keeping the goodies under wraps. Your breasts have a nice shape to them, too. It's a bit of a mixed bag for me. Your skin's really the only negative from me, but it's a pretty prominent negative here.
Christian: Surprise surprise. Christian doesn't agree with the judges.
I mean don't get me wrong. Great body and tits for days. I just feel like this is fake Christina and I don't find fake sexy. Too tan, too tarted up etc. I just love the natural stuff you have been submitting and now I am spoiled. Like a fat little diabetic toddler. I want more au natch Xtina. For that reason alone I am not in love with this.
Jenna: I think that this is simply gorgeous, Christina! You look extremely sexy. Your pose is very seductive, and the styling is flawless. The coloring in this photo is also very complementary. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this, it is superb.
Jensen: My only complaint is that left eye. It looks like you're drugged while the right eye looks sultry. That would be because of the angle of your head lol Which I don't mind. It's a sexy angle. That's my only complaint. The rest of this is sexy as HELL. The roundness of your breasts, the smoothness of your skin, wearing nothing but a scarf and some sexy lingerie bottoms. The pose. I'm in love here.
Portia: Christina! Woahhhh you nailed this! This is sexy as hell!! Your skin time your body your face, it's all perfect! I love how this is revealing but it's not too much. My favorite that I've seen so far!
Emma
Koda: This shot oozes classic sex appeal. I think Christian hit it on the head by comparing you to Jessica Rabbit. The face is slightly off for me because you're so young and I would expect this type of posing, styling, intensity, and vibe from someone slightly older than you, but that's just a very small problem I have and that's just on me cause of a preconceived notion I have with this type of shot. Your outfit is fantastic and those stockings really make your legs look great. Great work.
Christian: This is a rare moment where Jensen and I are 100% in agreement.
WOW. Va va va voom. You look like a human version of Jessica Rabbit. And I think we can all agree that she was hella sexy. Emma you have impressed me every single week and this did not disappoint again. Love the dress and Madonna gloves. My only complaint is I wanted to see what fuck me shoes you were wearing. Emma this is a fashion home run.
Jenna: This is stunning, Emma. It is a very elegant look. Your pose is exquisite, and your expression is excellent. It works so well here. I also love your hair and outfit. This photo is so chic and you've really done an excellent job showcasing yourself to us here. Very well done.
Jensen: WOW!! I have never seen this photo and just WOW! This is really sexy and so noir and WOW. I'm lost here lol I love your profile, I love your eyes, I love your pensiveness, I love your legs. The setting, the lighting, the pose. Just WOW
Portia: This is great! I like how this shot is different than some of the others I've seen. I like the black and white too it gives it a mature old photo look. Matches well with your outfit! I love how this is simple, not showing a lot of skin but can feel the sexiness. Great job Emma!
Jennifer
Koda: I'm sitting at home and when I saw this shot, I made a gesture like "girl, get out." And as a guy who doesn't ever use those type of gestures or phrases, that's pretty impressive. You have fantastic body language here and like Jensen and Christian have both touched on, your hourglass figure is perfectly on display here. I was concerned for you after the first week since while I personally love JLaw, I've not been her biggest fan in these modeling games. You're starting to make me a believer after these past couple shoots, though. Good work.
Christian: JLawdhavemercy.
I love this. Man, Jensen and I are in agreement a lot this round. Romance? Yes please. Love the classic hourglass shape as well and you are rocking that throwback one piece. Love the hair too, great natural style which is very sexy. I don't mind your head in this at all. I do wish the "look" weren't so vintage (and by that I mean the camera filter) just because it mutes the overall look a bit for me but overall, j'adore.
Jenna: This is nice, Jennifer. I think your pose is very sexy and your outfit is sexy, as well, but not too over the top. I have to agree with your head positioning being a bit off, and your expression is lacking, slightly, but other than that you hit the theme here, so great work!
Jensen: This is sexy. I like the outfit and the pose. My only complaint is that your head is tilted too far back. You have the classic hourglass shape that was famous when women had real curves and I like that. I do like this quite a bit.
Portia: I love this. The background is plain but it works here, the simplicity in the background really helps make you the focus here. I love your hair and the head tilt. You did well with this
Kirsten
Koda: I see this as an attempt at making a classically sexy photo and I appreciate certain parts of it. You're styled great for a retro shot and the finishing makes it feel like one. Unfortunately, it also feels slightly awkward to me. The expression is slightly off and looking at the rest of the photo, it's probably what gives me the uneasy feeling here, since I can't pinpoint anything else here that makes it awkward.
Christian: Likes: Throwback, Granny panties
Dislikes: This photo.
Sorry love. I am just not finding this sexy. Maybe if the coverup were gone? I think your face looks overly Photoshop filtered as well and even the setting isn't great. Maybe had you been draped along the settee it would be better? Great gams though.
Jenna: I think this is a very sophisticated sexy look. There is a a very old glamour feel to this shot. I really like your pose and outfit. I also really like the styling of your hair and makeup. Overall, I think that this is nice, but I do see a bit of how the coloring is off. It works well for the theme to me, though, so good work.
Jensen: Oh no! You lost my love here
I'm sorry. I'm not loving this. Take off your head and you've almost got a winner. Your face is just not working here at all. And then the colouring of this photo, just looks like someone painted over this. Your hands look a bit misplaced. Now, when i cover your head, I like it. Your legs are sexy, the pose is sexy and the outfit is sexy. Just can't love the whole package right now Portia: Mixed feelings about this. I think your pose and outfit and sexy here but you lost me with your facial expression. Something about that could be a little different. This just hasn't wowed me like some of the others so far
Milla
Koda: Fantastic shot. Your lingerie looks great, your posing is really nice, and your skin looks great. This is almost perfect. My sole complaint is about the pole to the right of the shot. It's slightly distracting, but otherwise, this is fantastic.
Christian: I agree with my fellow judges here.
Sometimes you just nail it. This falls squarely in Maxim-Sexy, which is perfectly acceptable. This is actually the most natural and flawless you have looked Milla. It takes a lot to make a gay man this excited by a sexy undies photo but you have done it. I will for sure see you next week.
Jenna: I am completely in love with this photo, Milla. The minute I saw it, I was astounded. From your pose, to your makeup and hair, to your lingerie, your setting, your expression, and your body, everything here is entirely exceptional. Fantastic work!!
Jensen: I do not know what to say here lol Everything is fabulous!! Pose, face, outfit, skin, hair. Perfection!
Portia: Milla ahhhh! I absolutely love love love this. Your face is flawless and expression is sexy as hell. And that's before I even get to talking about your flawless body! Great choice!
Rihanna
Koda: My only problem with the shot is something you already know about the shot: the logo. It's a bit distracting. Other than that, it's great. I love the use of your jacket in this shot, I love the posing, and I love your hair. Really strong showing again.
Christian: See I loves a good pixie cut and you are rocking it here.
Rihanna is never going to give sexy face, so you are falling into the same sort of trap as Angelina. It's going to take some effort to surprise us now. I think this is a very sexy shot. Love the use of the leather jacket. Actually the GQ is distracting for me, but overall a good shot.
Jenna: I also think that this is very sexy, Rihanna. Your pose helps to show off your body well, and really adds to the shot. I like how the jacket gives an extra styling aspect, and I think you look great. I have to agree that I'm not a fan of your hair here, and I think your expression lacks a bit, but aside from that, you did well.
Jensen: I don't like your face or hair cut. You look odd there. The rest is sexy. The pose, the body, your smooth skin. The leather jacket tossed on top. Your right hand needs a bit more fluid modeling but the rest is good. Just the head that really distracts a lot.
Portia: I'm gonna agree with Jensen here. Everything from neck down is great! But your haircut is really throwing me off. You definitely hit the sexy theme though
Zhang
Koda: This is a little middle-of-the-road for me. The expression is great and the placement of your visible hand is nice. They have sexy elements to them, but this isn't oozing sexy to me like a lot of the other models. I do think you look stunningly beautiful, though.
Christian: Beautiful? Yes.
Sexy? Not by a country mile.
You excited me last week by taking a big risk but this is falling back into that expected place. I was really hoping to see you get sexy, dirty, raunchy even here but alas I am left feeling like I do after all Chinese...wanting more.
Jenna: This is nice, Zhang, but I don't know that it completely works for the theme. You look gorgeous, and your hair and makeup really stand out. You have a sultry expression and your are showing just enough skin to make this sexy, but it is understated. It lacks a bit of the punch that some others have, but I do think that it's a solid effort.
Jensen: Not bad. Not great either but not bad. Your right shoulder seems to disappear in the lighting but that's minor. I'm not wowed but I'm not hating either.
Portia: I think this is a GREAT shot of you..BUT I don't know if it's sexy enough. I really like the shot itself and understand where you're going with it but it's not my favorite
